Guide to Katanadows and Katanadow noobs

So, the Katanadow, if there was anything that I could loathe more, it would be the LMG Wraith, which is the favorite class for pussies. The Katanadow is like the normal Shadow, but with a foam sword and a fetish to stick long things in his ass, like my cat. The Katanadow WAS once for pros and real players, I used it often because it actually imposed a challenge, unlike the pussy players on the game now that use the most OP classes in the game since they cant shoot without having aim assist aimbotting their dirty arse. Even though this game has no aim assist.

But back to the Katana, unlike the Berserker that runs fapping his shotgun or checking his shotgun like how medics had to check my aunt's pulse, (according to main_gi, the COWARD technique) or that filthy ass spandex clad thin asshole Wraith that also likes shitty plastic rip-off nerf guns, the Katanadow swings a foam sword, which in the case of the Pumpkin Katana, is intsead a big faggy plastic sword. There are multiple ways to play Katanadow, as detailed here.

TYPES OF KATANADOW

Traditional Katanadow

If you are a noob and you cant wait to get a certificate on how much of a retard you are, play with the normal Katana as a primary. You dont need any skill to use this aside from the titanic task of pressing M1, you lazy fuck.

Sidearm Katanadow

Unlike normal Katanadows, if you use a sidearm, you are basically becoming 100000% more skilled than what a Traditional Katanadow would be right now. The strategy in this class involves stealth. You must travel through low-traffic areas with your pistol as your main gun and try to aim for the head. You must try to avoid any direct confrontation and chokepoints. Use the Katana for enmergencies and for killing Tanks, and if you have time, unaware Wraiths.

Knifeadow

A strange type of Katanadow, the Knifeadow doesnt use his Katana but a normal primary like a Soob Mechain Gahn or a Mechain Peestaal. Intsead of using Katana, you use your knife, like the Sidearm Katanadow but with a normal primary as your main gun.

RECOMMENDED WEAPONS

Sidearms

NEVER, NEVER, use the Terminator. Unless you are using the Knifeadow, NEVER use the Terminator. The Katana already take care of the CQC problems in the Primary section. So dont use this gun, intsead, use a Hydra, which is VERY effective against all classes (except those damned Tanks), or a silenced pistol, like a Machete ( high headshot damage)

Primaries

Aside from obviously, a Katana, Knifeadows might find a difficult time finding primaries for their use. Search for high mobility machine pistols which can also be effective enough. And if you have it, the Whisper. The Whisper is useful for any situation you want, and is very reliable when it comes into killing.